Pretend for a moment that Jesus may have existed. Most people believe that Jesus' last name was "Christ". Christ is not a last name, but rather a title.
From Wikipedia
Christ is the English term for the Greek Χριστός (khristos) meaning "the anointed".[1] In the (Greek) Septuagint version of the Old Testament, khristos was used to translate the Hebrew מָשִׁיחַ (Mašíaḥ,) (messiah), meaning "[one who is] anointed."
To anoint someone (or something) the ancients would pour holy oil on the person (or object...ie a phallus)
The Hebrew word for oil is shemen.
The Hebrew "Shemen" is where we get the English "Semen"
"we may note the semantic connection between the Hebrew word for "oil" ("shemen") and the English word "semen", based on the fact that the implication of the word "shemen" is the distilled essence of any entity."
So in reallity Jesus is semen....this is why the cooking lard is called Crisco. Oh yeah....and Lord used to be spelled Lard.
The most holy relic of the Church of England
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